It begins

Welcome to the latest attempt to ignite the learning fire mandated by these people. I have to write my honors thesis before they will let me graduate with my bachelors. I have under 2 months to complete my first draft, and i'm still working on the details of my topic. Yarg. For now, I'm looking at the underlying neurological mechanisms of hypnosis in the treatment of chronic pain. My hope is to come up with a title for my project that is as pretentious and cumbersome as possible. The finished product should have at least one ":". I would welcome all and any of your comments--even if they are of a ridiculing and/or jovial nature (in fact, especially so).